Who could sum up the Knicks’ point guard predicament better than Next Media Animation?

The Taiwanese animated video company produced a short breaking down the Knicks’ apparent decision to pass on Jeremy Lin’s offer sheet from the Rockets, Jason Kidd’s allegedly alcohol-fueled car accident and Raymond Felton’s weight problem in a ridiculous 1 minute, 25 second piece.

The video opens with Lin riding a Rockets’ rocket around the Statue of Liberty like Major Kong from “Dr. Strangelove” and just kind of goes from there.

“To be sure, matching Houston’s $25 million offer would be unpopular in the Knicks’ locker room,” the subtitles read as Carmelo Anthony grabs a spotlight and shines it off Lin and onto himself.

The Knicks are believed to have until midnight Tuesday to match Lin’s back-loaded offer sheet with the Rockets.